gorillamunchies:

I have a deep respect and appreciation for freshly brewed strong coffee

officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

nobody. the tissue isn’t pushed at all, it’s pulled by you when you pull out the top tissue because they’re stuck together the same as baby wipes

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

30 day writing challenge: small to large

the-right-writing:

Having trouble mustering up the willpower to write a lot of words in a day? This challenge will help you ease into it by starting small and building up.

Day One: Describe a Setting

Setting descriptions have to be short, or else they will bore the readers. See if you can get the entire atmosphere of a real or imagined place packed in to only a few sentences.

Day Two: Describe a Character

It doesn’t have to be one of your characters. Describe the physical and mental traits of somebody. It shouldn’t take very long.

Day Three: Drabble

A drabble is a story of exactly 100 words. How much plot can you pack into 100 words?

Day Four: Two Drabbles

If you can write one, you can write two.

Day Five: Three Drabbles

Why am I making you write so many Drabbles? Because this way, you will know how to make up several ideas in a day even though you used up your first ideas earlier.

Day Six: Scene Rewrite

Rewrite a scene from one of your favorite works. No need to spend time figuring out what’s going to happen, since the scene was already written.

Day Seven: Original Scene

Think of a short scene and write the entire thing down. 

Day Eight: Original Scene that Includes Vampires

Writing with restrictions can make the process both easier and harder.

Day Nine: Original Scene that Takes Place in a Middle School

Day Ten: Beginning Scene for a Longer Work

Beginnings can be tough and it’s important to know how to do them.

Day Eleven: Ending Scene for a Longer Work

Endings are often the toughest parts of all. You have to tie everything together but at the same time it can’t look too neat or it loses its plausibility.

Day Twelve: Alternate Ending Scene

You can never have enough practice with endings.

Day Thirteen: 700 Words of Story

Day Fourteen: Write a Work of Flash Fiction

Flash fiction is a story that takes up 1000 words or less from beginning to end.

Day Fifteen: Write Another Work of Flash Fiction

Day Sixteen: 1000 Words of Story

Day Seventeen: 1300 Words of Story

Day Eighteen: 1800 Words of Story

Day Nineteen: Write 2000 Words of Story

You have passed what most people write for their daily allotment during NaNoWriMo

Day Twenty: Write a Short Story

Short stories are generally 1000 to 5000 words long.

Day Twenty-One: Write Another, Longer Short Story

Day Twenty-Two: Write Yet Another, Longer Short Story

Again, the point is that you need to be able to think of ideas fast and often.

Day Twenty-Three: Write Two Chapters in a Longer Work

Day Twenty-Four: Write Three Chapters in a Longer Work

Day Twenty-Five: Edit the First Eight Days

Day Twenty-Six: Edit Days Nine Through Sixteen

Day Twenty-Seven: Edit Days Seventeen Through Twenty-Four

Day Twenty-Eight: Write 6000 Words

Day Twenty-Nine: Write as Many Words as You Can

Day Thirty: Write More Words than Yesterday

"… and even he didn’t seem able to find an insult to throw at her."

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

I have worked too hard for too long to get here, and I am NOT going to jeopardize it for some garbage boy who got lucky! Got it?

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

I’ll just watch one
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