I have a deep respect and appreciation for freshly brewed strong coffee
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
nobody. the tissue isn’t pushed at all, it’s pulled by you when you pull out the top tissue because they’re stuck together the same as baby wipes
THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
Having trouble mustering up the willpower to write a lot of words in a day? This challenge will help you ease into it by starting small and building up.
Day One: Describe a Setting
Setting descriptions have to be short, or else they will bore the readers. See if you can get the entire atmosphere of a real or imagined place packed in to only a few sentences.
Day Two: Describe a Character
It doesn’t have to be one of your characters. Describe the physical and mental traits of somebody. It shouldn’t take very long.
Day Three: Drabble
A drabble is a story of exactly 100 words. How much plot can you pack into 100 words?
Day Four: Two Drabbles
If you can write one, you can write two.
Day Five: Three Drabbles
Why am I making you write so many Drabbles? Because this way, you will know how to make up several ideas in a day even though you used up your first ideas earlier.
Day Six: Scene Rewrite
Rewrite a scene from one of your favorite works. No need to spend time figuring out what’s going to happen, since the scene was already written.
Day Seven: Original Scene
Think of a short scene and write the entire thing down.
Day Eight: Original Scene that Includes Vampires
Writing with restrictions can make the process both easier and harder.
Day Nine: Original Scene that Takes Place in a Middle School
Day Ten: Beginning Scene for a Longer Work
Beginnings can be tough and it’s important to know how to do them.
Day Eleven: Ending Scene for a Longer Work
Endings are often the toughest parts of all. You have to tie everything together but at the same time it can’t look too neat or it loses its plausibility.
Day Twelve: Alternate Ending Scene
You can never have enough practice with endings.
Day Thirteen: 700 Words of Story
Day Fourteen: Write a Work of Flash Fiction
Flash fiction is a story that takes up 1000 words or less from beginning to end.
Day Fifteen: Write Another Work of Flash Fiction
Day Sixteen: 1000 Words of Story
Day Seventeen: 1300 Words of Story
Day Eighteen: 1800 Words of Story
Day Nineteen: Write 2000 Words of Story
You have passed what most people write for their daily allotment during NaNoWriMo
Day Twenty: Write a Short Story
Short stories are generally 1000 to 5000 words long.
Day Twenty-One: Write Another, Longer Short Story
Day Twenty-Two: Write Yet Another, Longer Short Story
Again, the point is that you need to be able to think of ideas fast and often.
Day Twenty-Three: Write Two Chapters in a Longer Work
Day Twenty-Four: Write Three Chapters in a Longer Work
Day Twenty-Five: Edit the First Eight Days
Day Twenty-Six: Edit Days Nine Through Sixteen
Day Twenty-Seven: Edit Days Seventeen Through Twenty-Four
Day Twenty-Eight: Write 6000 Words
Day Twenty-Nine: Write as Many Words as You Can
Day Thirty: Write More Words than Yesterday
"… and even he didn’t seem able to find an insult to throw at her."
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
I have worked too hard for too long to get here, and I am NOT going to jeopardize it for some garbage boy who got lucky! Got it?
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
I’ll just watch one